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Little Johnny
Little johnny told Jimmy he had to pee. Little Jimmy said he had to go too. While they was peeing, Jimmy looked over and ask little Johnny, Why is yours bigger than mine? Johnny said he didnt know. Jimmy ask do you do anything to it? Johnny said that he put lard on it every day. About a week later the two boys met again and Jimmy told Little Johnny that he had been putting lard on his everyday but nothing had changed. Johnny ask what kind of lard are you using? Jimmy said Crisco. Johnny said oh well thats your problem, Crisco is shortening!

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